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What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.
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