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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends
'No, I'm an undercover agent".
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!"
What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"
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