Halloween jokes
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
Who turns the lights off at halloween ?
The light's witch !
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!
